THE PELUSKI POSITIONS
Really now these are the issues that matter to the people of Portland, or at least they matter to me, and since I'm the one running I get to decide what matters.... Oh seriously my ex wife used to say I had too many opinions and I told her that's not an opinion that's just a fact....
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Bring Back Hooters
Important civic infrastructure we lost.
Liquor Vending Machines
The blood of Christ available 24/7.
Heat Lamps at Schools
No more ICE at schools. Tan Peluski listens.
Sovereign Tent City
Give them land, a flag, and diplomatic plates.
Little Libraries Stocked with Narco
Harm reduction with a side of literacy.
Drive-Thru Divorce
One window to end it, next window you get a cookie.
Replace City Council with One Big Suggestion Box
Democracy but faster.
Perma Block Parties
Blocks must always be prepared to party.
Raccoon, Crow & Squirrel Sanitation
The Urban Foragers Benevolent Society.