THE PELUSKI POSITIONS

Really now these are the issues that matter to the people of Portland, or at least they matter to me, and since I'm the one running I get to decide what matters.... Oh seriously my ex wife used to say I had too many opinions and I told her that's not an opinion that's just a fact....

01

Bring Back Hooters

Important civic infrastructure we lost.

→ 02

Liquor Vending Machines

The blood of Christ available 24/7.

→ 03

Heat Lamps at Schools

No more ICE at schools. Tan Peluski listens.

→ 04

Sovereign Tent City

Give them land, a flag, and diplomatic plates.

→ 05

Little Libraries Stocked with Narco

Harm reduction with a side of literacy.

→ 06

Drive-Thru Divorce

One window to end it, next window you get a cookie.

→ 07

Replace City Council with One Big Suggestion Box

Democracy but faster.

→ 08

Perma Block Parties

Blocks must always be prepared to party.

→ 09

Raccoon, Crow & Squirrel Sanitation

The Urban Foragers Benevolent Society.

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