A compliant neighborhood demonstrates proper community readiness.
Oh seriously now why do we have to plan these things???? Really now every block should be ready to throw down at any moment, it's called COMMUNITY READINESS.... You hear music, you follow it, you smell a grill, you join it, you see Tan Peluski dancing shirtless in a kiddie pool, you mind your business but also you're invited....
Seriously now this is mandatory civic joy and I won't apologize for it.... My ex wife never let me throw parties which is probably why she's my ex wife.... Really now if your block can't party on 15 minutes notice you're not a neighborhood you're just a bunch of strangers living near each other....
"If your block can't party on 15 minutes notice you're not a neighborhood, you're just a bunch of strangers living near each other."
Oh really now under Tan Peluski's administration every residential block will be required to maintain PARTY READINESS at all times.... This means: one grill in working condition, one speaker capable of playing music loud enough to hear from the sidewalk, one folding table, and at least three neighbors who know each other's names.... That's the MINIMUM.... Really now this is about COMMUNITY and TOGETHERNESS and also I really like block parties, they're like Hooters but outside and nobody checks your ID....
Seriously now some people say "Tan what about introverts" and I say "Introverts can stand near the edge and observe, that's also participation, we're not monsters here".... Really now the point isn't that everyone has to dance, the point is that the OPTION exists, that at any moment on any Saturday your street could erupt into joyful celebration and isn't that what living in a city is supposed to be about???? Oh seriously community isn't something you schedule it's something you ARE and Perma Block Parties make us BE it....