Artist's rendering of the proposed Freedom Window™ system.
Really now why does ending a marriage take longer than a car wash???? Seriously I've been divorced more times than I've changed the oil in my Buick and every time it's paperwork and lawyers and waiting and my liver screaming....
Oh really now we have drive-thru everything else, banking, coffee, prescriptions, burgers, and you're telling me I can't hand my marriage certificate to a window person and receive my freedom with a complimentary warm cookie on the other side???? Tan Peluski says yes you can....
One window to end it, next window you get closure and a snickerdoodle.... That's progress folks.... Seriously now I've done the math and the average divorce takes 6-12 months and costs thousands of dollars and involves sitting in rooms with your ex wife while a lawyer charges you $300 an hour to explain why you're both idiots.... The drive-thru divorce takes 15 minutes, costs $50, and the only person judging you is a teenager making minimum wage and honestly they've seen worse....
"Drive-thru divorce: same sadness, better parking."
Oh seriously now my fourth ex wife, Tammy, or was it my third, doesn't matter, she said "Tan you can't just streamline human emotion" and I said "Watch me, I'm gonna be Mayor" and she said "That's what you said last time" and I said "AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN".... Really now emotional closure comes from within, the paperwork is just paperwork, let's not pretend that sitting in a courthouse makes the heartbreak any less heartbreakey.... Drive-thru divorce: same sadness, better parking....