The candidate demonstrates proper wing service technique.
Seriously now this is important civic infrastructure we lost. Not just wings but a feeling, a spirit, a place where a man could sit and contemplate his failures while someone called him "hon" without meaning it.... Really now my ex wife never called me hon, she called me a lot of things but not that....
Oh seriously Hooters was doing the Lord's work if the Lord's work included curly fries and I believe it did.... You want to talk about economic development? You want to talk about jobs? You want to talk about a reason to put on pants and leave the house? That was Hooters, my friend, that was the American dream wrapped in orange shorts and served with a side of ranch dressing....
"The soul of a city is measured by its restaurants and right now our soul has a Hooters-shaped hole in it."
Really now I remember the last time I was at Hooters, it was 2019 or maybe 2018 or honestly it could have been 2012, time moves different when you're drinking, but I remember the wings were crispy and the beer was cold and nobody asked me about my divorce and that's what I call CIVIC ENGAGEMENT....
Tan Peluski promises to restore what was taken from us. You don't want that, but I'm here to give it to you. This administration will not rest until casual dining is restored to its rightful place in the Portland landscape.... Seriously now the soul of a city is measured by its restaurants and right now our soul has a Hooters-shaped hole in it and I aim to fill that hole with wings and hope....