The future of convenience: Peluski demonstrates the technology.
Oh really now why do I have to talk to a person to get a bottle of Old Crow at 11pm on a Tuesday???? Seriously now Japan has figured this out, they have vending machines for everything over there, underwear, soup, whatever, and we can't get a simple whiskey dispenser on every corner?...
Really now I'm not asking for much just the blood of Christ available 24/7 without judgment from the teenager at the Plaid Pantry who looks at me like I'm some kind of failure.... Which I am but that's not the point.... The point is CONVENIENCE and also dignity, mostly dignity, a little bit of convenience....
Seriously now my ex wife used to say "Tan you drink too much" and I said "Honey that's not drinking too much that's drinking the right amount at the wrong times" and she didn't understand the difference but the vending machine would understand.... The vending machine doesn't judge.... The vending machine just wants your three dollars and fifty cents and then boom there's your canned margarita and you can go about your evening....
"The vending machine doesn't judge. The vending machine just wants your three dollars and fifty cents."
Oh really now we trust adults with mortgages, firearms, Facebook accounts, voting, heavy machinery, and raising children but we don't trust them to buy a bottle of whiskey from a machine at 2am???? That's not freedom that's just inconvenience dressed up as morality and Tan Peluski sees through it like I see through the bottom of an empty glass which is often....